Mitfithan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent centipede.

Mitfithan created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitfithan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mitfithan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mitfithan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mitfithan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to squirrels while wearing mauve tights.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.