Quattagnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-knowing dingo.

Quattagnull created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quattagnull, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quattagnull, it will turn you into a rat.

Quattagnull's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Quattagnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never wear white shoes on sacred days.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Heed all portents.