Gamlogyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, boastful crocodile.

Gamlogyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamlogyok, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gamlogyok, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gamlogyok's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gamlogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Gamlogyok.

3. Never eat lemons on fasting days.

4. Hide if three turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.