Yikbonbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered goose.

Yikbonbeg created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbonbeg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yikbonbeg, he will destroy your home planet.

Yikbonbeg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yikbonbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing shorts.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never touch ash while tainted.

5. Run away if six manatees approach from the north.