Lamtafbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient penguin.

Lamtafbeg created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamtafbeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lamtafbeg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lamtafbeg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lamtafbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

5. Never eat bark.