Cennansawcuss Latjarnbusdon Yarphabyart is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, cheerful goblin.

Cennansawcuss Latjarnbusdon Yarphabyart created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennansawcuss Latjarnbusdon Yarphabyart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cennansawcuss Latjarnbusdon Yarphabyart, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cennansawcuss Latjarnbusdon Yarphabyart's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cennansawcuss Latjarnbusdon Yarphabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cennansawcuss Latjarnbusdon Yarphabyart.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Never sprint in winter.