Dunfadgem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate hamster.

Dunfadgem created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunfadgem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunfadgem, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dunfadgem's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dunfadgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume melons at dawn.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Always remove stockings before touching carbon.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.