Stangigflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable cat.

Stangigflan created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangigflan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stangigflan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stangigflan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stangigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.