Mitvankon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, able eagle.

Mitvankon created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvankon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitvankon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mitvankon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mitvankon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three swans approach from the west.

2. Always remove scarves before touching silver.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never skip in holy places.