Genzimzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced mongoose.

Genzimzod created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Genzimzod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Genzimzod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Genzimzod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Genzimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Never prepare grapes during autumn.