Tipbastcit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, charitable lion.

Tipbastcit created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbastcit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tipbastcit, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipbastcit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tipbastcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not take Tipbastcit's name in vain.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing white shorts.