Larnrultip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow naga.

Larnrultip created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Larnrultip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larnrultip, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Larnrultip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Larnrultip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.