Batrilldobcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring lizard.

Batrilldobcab created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batrilldobcab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Batrilldobcab, it will turn you into a goat.

Batrilldobcab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Batrilldobcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

3. Never eat gooseberries on holy days.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. You must never eat lentils.