Rullenbon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless otter.

Rullenbon created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullenbon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rullenbon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Rullenbon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rullenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rullenbon first in all things.

2. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never gather four birds near towers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.