Megspaglab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless ferret.

Megspaglab created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Megspaglab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megspaglab, she will laugh at you.

Megspaglab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Megspaglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing pink ear rings and balancing nine lead spheres on your head.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never cross rivers at dusk.

5. Do not covet oxen.