Bomnighud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unfair camel.

Bomnighud created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bomnighud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bomnighud, she will cry a lot.

Bomnighud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bomnighud's Holy Commandments

1. Bomnighud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never gather four whales near towers.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.