Gadstippark is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm cobra.

Gadstippark created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadstippark, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadstippark, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gadstippark's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gadstippark's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while clean.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gadstippark.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear red ear rings on sacred days.

5. Never pour water over plants.