Nanbogtab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless badger.

Nanbogtab created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbogtab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nanbogtab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nanbogtab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nanbogtab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nanbogtab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. You must pray to Nanbogtab five times a day.

5. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing kilts.