Rowsinbast is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid skunk.

Rowsinbast created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsinbast, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowsinbast, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rowsinbast's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rowsinbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.