Legfidjat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable donkey.

Legfidjat created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legfidjat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legfidjat, it will turn you into a mole.

Legfidjat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Legfidjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never travel toward the north during summer.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.