Bopcintit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witty dolphin.

Bopcintit created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcintit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopcintit, she will be very sad.

Bopcintit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bopcintit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to music.