Danfadxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful dragon.

Danfadxuck created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danfadxuck, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Danfadxuck, he will laugh at you.

Danfadxuck's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Danfadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danfadxuck.

5. Heed all portents.