Cibbonbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful skunk.

Cibbonbop created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Cibbonbop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibbonbop, it will turn you into a goat.

Cibbonbop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cibbonbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with white.

2. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.