Xinrotdag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing wren.

Xinrotdag created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinrotdag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xinrotdag, it will turn you into a worm.

Xinrotdag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Xinrotdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

4. Never prepare limes during summer.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.