Legvigneg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring octopus.

Legvigneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legvigneg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Legvigneg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Legvigneg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Legvigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Worship no other gods but Legvigneg.