Loggetsin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, annoying pig.

Loggetsin created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loggetsin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Loggetsin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Loggetsin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Loggetsin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the north.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

4. You must love Loggetsin.

5. Do not speak about peas.