Binfetyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong tortoise.

Binfetyarl created water two years ago.

If you believe in Binfetyarl, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Binfetyarl, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Binfetyarl's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Binfetyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never remain bowed at dawn.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.