Latwegfummatzimdambadbug is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced dog.

Latwegfummatzimdambadbug created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latwegfummatzimdambadbug, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Latwegfummatzimdambadbug, it will ignore you.

Latwegfummatzimdambadbug's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Latwegfummatzimdambadbug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Learn four new languages a year.