Cadmilfagcussbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous octopus.

Cadmilfagcussbonk created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Cadmilfagcussbonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cadmilfagcussbonk, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cadmilfagcussbonk's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cadmilfagcussbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

5. Never eat peanuts on fasting days.