Citsittom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing alligator.

Citsittom created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsittom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citsittom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Citsittom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Citsittom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing blue skirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.