Nartgupmumdob is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty dragonfly.

Nartgupmumdob created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgupmumdob, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartgupmumdob, it will turn you into a rock.

Nartgupmumdob's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nartgupmumdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle platinum while unclean.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.