Likgeptarp Witzimdob Batfedpod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak wyrm.

Likgeptarp Witzimdob Batfedpod created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgeptarp Witzimdob Batfedpod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likgeptarp Witzimdob Batfedpod, he will turn you into a plant.

Likgeptarp Witzimdob Batfedpod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Likgeptarp Witzimdob Batfedpod's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never eat wheat on holy days.