Babtalfud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive fly.

Babtalfud created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Babtalfud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Babtalfud, it will turn you into a dog.

Babtalfud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Babtalfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

3. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Never wear brown rings on sacred days.