Nabgunbigfet is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable owl.

Nabgunbigfet created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgunbigfet, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nabgunbigfet, he will send you a sign.

Nabgunbigfet's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nabgunbigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not prepare lentils while filled with anger.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never laugh in holy places.