Bestyarbat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring dragon.

Bestyarbat created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestyarbat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestyarbat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bestyarbat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bestyarbat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

3. Never stain your legs with green.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never touch oil while unclean.