Bimgonraw is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying penguin.

Bimgonraw created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Bimgonraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimgonraw, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bimgonraw's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bimgonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. You must love Bimgonraw.

4. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.