Gessyattflow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful wasp.

Gessyattflow created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gessyattflow, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gessyattflow, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gessyattflow's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gessyattflow's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never remain standing at dusk.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.