Rilgepdog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced ferret.

Rilgepdog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilgepdog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilgepdog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rilgepdog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rilgepdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilgepdog.