Largvegkad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring deer.

Largvegkad created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Largvegkad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largvegkad, it will destroy your home planet.

Largvegkad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Largvegkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Largvegkad on top of important buildings.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.