Listflapsom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective squirrel.

Listflapsom created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listflapsom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Listflapsom, he will not care.

Listflapsom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Listflapsom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Always wear plain coats during rituals.