Bogcamtail Afcabcedyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise centipede.

Bogcamtail Afcabcedyarp created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogcamtail Afcabcedyarp, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogcamtail Afcabcedyarp, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bogcamtail Afcabcedyarp's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bogcamtail Afcabcedyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Bogcamtail Afcabcedyarp loves otters, so they must be respected.