Rigbessyart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, calm turtle.

Rigbessyart created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Rigbessyart, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rigbessyart, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rigbessyart's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rigbessyart's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigbessyart.

2. Always store cucumbers above ground.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigbessyart.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing yellow stockings and balancing four zinc spheres on your face.