Rawarnstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish goat.

Rawarnstan created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawarnstan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rawarnstan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rawarnstan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rawarnstan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.