Bogyamvad Arfbossyim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable goat.

Bogyamvad Arfbossyim created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyamvad Arfbossyim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogyamvad Arfbossyim, it will turn you into a worm.

Bogyamvad Arfbossyim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bogyamvad Arfbossyim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Bogyamvad Arfbossyim on top of important buildings.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bogyamvad Arfbossyim on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat apples.