Capcebquaf Kemfeddinhig Quagvoghig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful owl.

Capcebquaf Kemfeddinhig Quagvoghig created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capcebquaf Kemfeddinhig Quagvoghig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Capcebquaf Kemfeddinhig Quagvoghig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Capcebquaf Kemfeddinhig Quagvoghig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Capcebquaf Kemfeddinhig Quagvoghig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.