Dobfunsis is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical fish.

Dobfunsis created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobfunsis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dobfunsis, it will curse you with boils.

Dobfunsis' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dobfunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Dobfunsis loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mix cucumbers with oil.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.