Hubdamdobsogweefutwee is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, ruthless finch.

Hubdamdobsogweefutwee created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdamdobsogweefutwee, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hubdamdobsogweefutwee, he will turn you into a worm.

Hubdamdobsogweefutwee's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hubdamdobsogweefutwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Hubdamdobsogweefutwee on top of important buildings.