Fad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered walrus.

Fad created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Always look after injured horses.