Artlibpas is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm capybara.

Artlibpas created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artlibpas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Artlibpas, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Artlibpas' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Artlibpas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Artlibpas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never travel toward the north during winter.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

5. Do not hurt rats.