Fasnulbopnilloop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omniscient goose.

Fasnulbopnilloop created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasnulbopnilloop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fasnulbopnilloop, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fasnulbopnilloop's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fasnulbopnilloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Fasnulbopnilloop first in all things.

4. Never prepare strawberries during winter.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.